i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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