with your own penis?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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