we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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