Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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