i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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