i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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