What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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