Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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