I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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