i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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