If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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