fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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