Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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