I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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