Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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