I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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