I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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