If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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