wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
