did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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