Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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