I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We got so high we made milksteak
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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