I can tuck mytits in my pants
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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