So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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