Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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