Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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