just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
It's official drugs can't kill me
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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