Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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