Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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