Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
