Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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