Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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