Its about making memories worth repressing
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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