So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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