I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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