How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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