Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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