is your mom at the bar?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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