He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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