If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Life is so much better after having sex.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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