I think scott just propositioned me for sex
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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