i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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