Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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