"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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