I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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