there's paper in my vomit.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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