got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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