Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
