I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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