Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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