so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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