just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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