Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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