i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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