Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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