woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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